Happy New Year!!!!!

So I wonder how many people in the world made New Year's resolutions? I also wonder how many resolutions have already been broken? Feel free to update me as I am very curious, not having much of a life myself. :)

My darling husband has decided to quit smoking. I am very excited that he has taken this HUGE step towards a healthier lifestyle. I am NOT very excited about how grumpy this has made him. We went to Chez Target to get him some nicotine gum and I think that is the only reason he has not committed murder. I think he wants to kill me. I am too cheerful. Or something. I don't know. Rationality is not to be expected right now. I am being a good wife and just leaving him the hell alone. He actually came out of the bedroom and came looking for me because he hadn't seen me in so long. (I am hiding in the office.) I don't want to get a divorce so I am staying clear of him until the worst of the cravings pass. According to the nicotine gum insert that is about twelve weeks. *sigh*

But seriously, I am VERY proud of him. I am also happy because I have my own struggle with smoking and have found it is VERY easy to smoke when your spouse does and ciggies are always available. I'm not blaming him at all, just sayin...it's easier when tobacco isn't within reach.

My resolution is to try to be a bit more tidy. I did some dishes today so that's a step in the right direction. :D Yay me.

A Christmas Miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Willie is outside and he is NOT BARKING. I am shocked and amazed. He found a bone and has been chewing on it for an hour and not a peep out of him! (Insert mental picture of Jo crying tears of joy.)

I am so happy that I am going to go clean off the dining room table in celebration, seeing as how Hell froze over and all. The only thing I need to make this day perfect now is for someone to do all my laundry and bring me Chinese food. (Hint, hint...Chinese...steamed dumplings and beef lo mein...maybe some egg foo yung for Katy. Just in case anyone I know might be reading...) *sigh* I know...we're broke and payday isn't until Friday. Can't blame a girl for trying.

Dammit, Willie Woofenstein is trying to get my attention. I guess I spoke too soon. Noooooo wait, he stopped. (Insert sigh of relief here.)

I'm off to earn my keep and clean a little.