Willie is outside and he is NOT BARKING. I am shocked and amazed. He found a bone and has been chewing on it for an hour and not a peep out of him! (Insert mental picture of Jo crying tears of joy.)
I am so happy that I am going to go clean off the dining room table in celebration, seeing as how Hell froze over and all. The only thing I need to make this day perfect now is for someone to do all my laundry and bring me Chinese food. (Hint, hint...Chinese...steamed dumplings and beef lo mein...maybe some egg foo yung for Katy. Just in case anyone I know might be reading...) *sigh* I know...we're broke and payday isn't until Friday. Can't blame a girl for trying.
Dammit, Willie Woofenstein is trying to get my attention. I guess I spoke too soon. Noooooo wait, he stopped. (Insert sigh of relief here.)
I'm off to earn my keep and clean a little.
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