Jamie's mystery illness is...Roseola!
According to the doctor, it sounds like he's through the worst of it. Hopefully we can get back to sleeping soon! I'm just relieved that it's something fairly benign. We've been able to keep him from being dehydrated, which goes a long way towards getting him well again.
Now Jamie and Daddy are asleep and Laura and I are kicked back watching episodes of CSI: Miami that were saved on our DVR. She thinks Horatio Caine is awesome. I don't get it. I think Leroy Jethro Gibbs is way cuter. I'd rather go back to watching episodes of NCIS. Just sayin'.